I'm Running on Dunkin' (Take II)

After leaving the world reknown Dunkin Donuts franchise last month I recently received a phone call from my former employer imploring me to come back in exchange for a promotion and a significant pay raise. I know what you're thinking, how can a franchise with thousands of stores set up across the nation be so dependent one one lowly college worker in Bloomington, Indiana. The only logical answer to this question is that after years and years of being overshadowed by Starbucks the ole' Double D was recently dubbed for having the best coffee across the country. Now I know that you see the connection as well. Dunkin' strived for 50 years to make the best coffee in the world, and it took me all of a month and a half to push them over the top which coincidentally is exactly what I told my friend and coffee rival from Starbucks Troy Thornburg after being appointed a job at DD I would do. Now that America's best cup of Joe has their secret weapon I secretly doubt that they will ever let me leave for another sabbatical again.

After leaving the world reknown Dunkin Donuts franchise last month I recently received a phone call from my former employer imploring me to come back in exchange for a promotion and a significant pay raise. I know what you're thinking, how can a franchise with thousands of stores set up across the nation be so dependent one one lowly college worker in Bloomington, Indiana. The only logical answer to this question is that after years and years of being overshadowed by Starbucks the ole' Double D was recently dubbed for having the best coffee across the country. Now I know that you see the connection as well. Dunkin' strived for 50 years to make the best coffee in the world, and it took me all of a month and a half to push them over the top which coincidentally is exactly what I told my friend and coffee rival from Starbucks Troy Thornburg after being appointed a job at DD I would do. Now that America's best cup of Joe has their secret weapon I secretly doubt that they will ever let me leave for another sabbatical again.
In Sean we Trust
This is a new section of the blog dedicated to the creator of this writers blogging life.
In loom of tonight's Indiana Pacer season debut at Detroit I have decided to give you to following suggestions on what to watch in case the Pacers do not give a par performance and the game is decided by halftime:
Game 51/2 of World Series on Fox
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on ABC Family
Phoenix Suns vs Spurs on ESPN
Numbers 20-1 Worlds Greatest Rap Songs on VH1
Wisconsin vs. Northwestern in Women's Volleyball on the Big 10 Network
A Love Story
Last summer a friend and I went to a concert in out of state. While at the concert my friend got attention from a very attractive girl who was also attending the show. They exchanged names, chit chatted and eventually got each others numbers even though they lived hundreds of miles away from each other. For weeks my friend would text this girl constantly and she would text him back constantly. I could not believe it. Finally after about a month the girl decided to make a 4 hour drive to see my friend. Her stay was quite an eventful one. She only stayed one night and was gone by almost sun up. While she was visiting although she did manage to take my friend for a ride, or two or three....Right before she left however she told my friend that she had a kid and that's why she had to go back so soon. Interesting. So off she went, 4 hours back home to attend to her child. Later that day my friend got a call from a number he had never seen before. It was this girl's husband who was extremely upset about the whole situation and was wanting to know who this guy was that was constantly talking to his wife. My friend hung up the phone, ignored several more calls from that same number and never heard from the girl again. The end.
Well the preseason poll is out and IU has been picked to finish dead last in the big Big Ten this season which would be the first time IU finished last since the 1960's or while Bob Knight was still coaching at Army. Coincidentally Purdue was picked to finish first in the conference which only means one thing, Purdue is well on its way to set itself up for one of those massive choke jobs they are best known for, and maybe I'll have to sit through four months of Purdue winning first but it's still the best possible setup to their second round exit of the NCAA's.
Inspiration for Tom
After much debate what I wanted your segment to be about I decided to go with famous quotes to serve as motivational and thinking purposes. I decided this week to go with a Yogi Berra quote but couldn't settle on just one so here is two of them. Hope this helps you get through your week.
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
2 comments:
Well the TMNT movie is on my list especially after I caught the first and second movies this weekend (they get better with age). But you left off Project Runway. That's on at 8...but there's a solution. The Comcast guy just left the apartment after hooking up the bedroom TV with cable. Problem solved. Now we can watch Project Runway on two TV's. Ahhhh, married life.
Wheres my section :(
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