Come on Down....You're the next contestant on WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW

Anyone who knows me will tell you I am a fan of novelty. Hence my interest in such things as wrestling, vh1, watching fat people try to do any sort of physical activity and trying whatever the newest brand of pepsi is. The latest event to spark my interest? 85 year old animal advocate Bob Barker is hosting the Labor Day edition of WWE Monday Night Raw. There could not be a better man for the job, Bob Barkers whole appeal is a novelty. He's a game show host who used the same set, the same microphone and same announcer (I know Rod Roddy died but in my heart he didn't) for 50 years. Everything the man does is random. Who ends every show by saying "have your pets spayed on neutered." Who plays himself in a movie and beats the bajesus out of Happy Gilmore at a golf tournament? Speaking of which, the only movie/tv show I can find Barker ever being in when he didn't play himself was in a 1960 episode of Bonanza. Barker was 37 then just to give you some perspective on how old his guy is. But now he returns once again to host my favorite tv program, WWE Raw. I don't even know where to begin with where Raw might go that night but my only hope is that Bob a) beats the crap out of someone and b) has a shower scene with Kelly Kelly.

Im running (out) on Dunkin. Take II

For the first time in what seems like decades I'm back to work every Monday through Friday for the good of humanity. And thats all I got to say about that.

In Sean We Trust

In wake of you also rejoining the work force I thought I would give you a compiled list of some of the things that you will no longer be able to enjoy being that you are no longer unemployed.......Actually after some that, you're going to be able to do everything you did before you got a job. Consider this as probably is a sign that you need to invest in new hobbies/interest.

Something for Sara

This weeks top 5....because your big 21st is fast approaching here's a top 5 of must have drinks for you to enjoy during your celebration.

5. Kamikaze. Because of our family's interest in history especially with WWII this is the perfect drink to get your night started.

4. A Wisconsin Lunchbox. There's nothing fun about this drink and it won't even do the trick that much, but no one should have a night full of drinks they actually enjoy.

3. Jager Bomb. Lets just get this one out of the way. I'm not the biggest fan of this but its neccesary. nuff said.

2. The Three Wise Men. Consider this drink to be Me, Sean and Scott being with you in spirit. And just so you don't forget us, No chaser.

1. "The Birthday Shot" There's nothing more awesome than telling a bartender it's your birthday and to make you something, anything. This often ends with the bartender shamefully giving you a very potent concauction they often refuse to even charge you for just because of their own distaste for what they're making you put in your body.

and after you complete this list you have 16 more to go and your all set....

Inspiration for Tom

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

--Frank Sinatra

114 Days and We've Got an Update

You tend to look at your life a little differently when you're 24 years old and you find yourself out running errands with your mother. Part of you feeling proud of yourself for doing something nice for your mother, part of you praying that you don't see anyone you know, and then there's that final part that makes you wonder what direction you are going in your life. This is what I went through for two hours this afternoon. Here's a rundown of my day.

"What are you doing, trying to race there?"
"Do you need money for your McDonalds?"
"Will you sweep out my car while I'm in physical therapy?"
"We got to go to Aldi too. Do you need anything?"
"We might need to go pick up a cat, I need to make a phone call first."

Heres a brief summary of the answers from the above questions. 64 mph is entirely way to fast to be driving down Carlos Road in which was recently repaved thanks to a "Wheel Tax" whatever that is. No, I do not need money to buy McDonalds but I will accept your six dollars to pay for it. No I don't really want to sweep out your car in the 90 degree heat but what choice do I have now that I've accepted your six dollars. I don't think anything makes you feel like a 4 year old than going grocery shopping with your mother and yes I let her buy me some strawberries. And finally no cat today, I don't know how the cat got on the list of things to do or why a phone call put a hoax on the whole deal but that's all just too bad. But all and all what a great day to spend with my mom.

I'm Running (out) on Dunkin Take 2

School starts next week which means I actually might start working a little bit as a full-time sub. At this point in my lfe I consider this as good as it gets.

In Sean We Trust/Something For Sara

I've decided to focus this top five list to you Sean and the top 5 Part-Time Jobs you should look into.

5. Dunkin Donuts. Of course. Just use me as a reference and your'e in makin America's favorite coffee and breakfast pasteries.

4. A Fireman. I realize that you are over qualified for this position on a variety of levels but I feel you could thrive with this profession

3. The Janitor. Just be "The Janitor" anywhere with no one really knowing who you are until one day you quit only then to reveal your true identity.

2. Professional Fighter. Here's a link http://www.usadojo.com/kata/martial-arts-schools.asp?st=136 of some local places in your area where you can begin your training. Hopefully you can find something Rex-Quan-Do esque to fit your training needs.

1. Bee Keeper. You can actually start this today with the gigantic bee hive in my parents backyard. Thus far the thousands of bees seem pretty harmless so you should have no problem removing them from the property. We will provide you with a set of gloves for your trouble.


Inspiration for Tom

From my new favorite movie, The Hangover

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack.... it grew by one. So there.... there were two of us in the wolf pack.... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"