Come on Down....You're the next contestant on WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW

Anyone who knows me will tell you I am a fan of novelty. Hence my interest in such things as wrestling, vh1, watching fat people try to do any sort of physical activity and trying whatever the newest brand of pepsi is. The latest event to spark my interest? 85 year old animal advocate Bob Barker is hosting the Labor Day edition of WWE Monday Night Raw. There could not be a better man for the job, Bob Barkers whole appeal is a novelty. He's a game show host who used the same set, the same microphone and same announcer (I know Rod Roddy died but in my heart he didn't) for 50 years. Everything the man does is random. Who ends every show by saying "have your pets spayed on neutered." Who plays himself in a movie and beats the bajesus out of Happy Gilmore at a golf tournament? Speaking of which, the only movie/tv show I can find Barker ever being in when he didn't play himself was in a 1960 episode of Bonanza. Barker was 37 then just to give you some perspective on how old his guy is. But now he returns once again to host my favorite tv program, WWE Raw. I don't even know where to begin with where Raw might go that night but my only hope is that Bob a) beats the crap out of someone and b) has a shower scene with Kelly Kelly.

Im running (out) on Dunkin. Take II

For the first time in what seems like decades I'm back to work every Monday through Friday for the good of humanity. And thats all I got to say about that.

In Sean We Trust

In wake of you also rejoining the work force I thought I would give you a compiled list of some of the things that you will no longer be able to enjoy being that you are no longer unemployed.......Actually after some that, you're going to be able to do everything you did before you got a job. Consider this as probably is a sign that you need to invest in new hobbies/interest.

Something for Sara

This weeks top 5....because your big 21st is fast approaching here's a top 5 of must have drinks for you to enjoy during your celebration.

5. Kamikaze. Because of our family's interest in history especially with WWII this is the perfect drink to get your night started.

4. A Wisconsin Lunchbox. There's nothing fun about this drink and it won't even do the trick that much, but no one should have a night full of drinks they actually enjoy.

3. Jager Bomb. Lets just get this one out of the way. I'm not the biggest fan of this but its neccesary. nuff said.

2. The Three Wise Men. Consider this drink to be Me, Sean and Scott being with you in spirit. And just so you don't forget us, No chaser.

1. "The Birthday Shot" There's nothing more awesome than telling a bartender it's your birthday and to make you something, anything. This often ends with the bartender shamefully giving you a very potent concauction they often refuse to even charge you for just because of their own distaste for what they're making you put in your body.

and after you complete this list you have 16 more to go and your all set....

Inspiration for Tom

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

--Frank Sinatra