After weeks of nontraditional posts I have decided to go back to my roots, to where it all began and get in touch with my true fan base for awhile. Since we last left I have moved to a different Dunkin' store and am quickly becoming a steamliner with uppermanagement written all over him. Now this sounds familar? A guy whos not really a motivated worker at his current job gets promotion after promotion. Of course in that movie he ended up robbing the place and getting away with it, but why would I need to rob Dunkin' anyway?. (see Regaining Paradise: The Search for the Lost Green Monster from the grips of the Evil Coquette in the Financial Aid Office: Parts I and II). And with the way managers are getting fired/arrested I'm probably going to own the place by Christmas.
In Sean we Trust
In honor of Sean and his always good advice I have decided to listen to him once again and write a book about my life (also known as an autobiography). And although I have no idea how long I will think writing a book is a good idea he is very persistent that my life story this past year or so could entertain the masses in a very episodic way. So with this claim I expect him to begin writing his foreward to my book that will be included in it. And keep in mind cousin, in Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto the foreward is actually longer than the book itself.
A Love Story
So I recently kind of threw myself at a girl and although I was not expecting major dividends from it immediately I knew I would be proud of myself for it. Anyway in preparation for this I watched the famous scene from the movie The Sandlot where Squince finally loses it and shows his affection to Wendy Peffercorn. Although I didn't go this far with my antics it probably wouldn't of been the worst idea. Well anyway, heres the link
In part because of the Men's teams deficiencies this year and also in part of the IU Women's Coaching staffs loyalty to Dunkin Donuts every morning for their morning coffee brewed by yours truly I have decided to make a season long section to IU's best basketball team. The ladies are 4-2 in this young season and are gearing for their 4th victory in a row when the take on Miami (FL) this Friday. IU!
Inspiration for Tom
In honor of the holiday season I have decided to use this quote from a Charlie's Browns Christmas for your daily inspiration
"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love."
--Linus (referring to the stick of a tree that Charlie Brown picked out to use for Christmas)
3 comments:
Cousin, where is my section :(
Dude, I'd read the book.
I'm assuming the Top 5 blog post will make an appearance soon?!? Damn, it's been three weeks kid. Mike Dunleavy moves quicker than you!!!!
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